Mediocrity Off Limits for Oprah?
Our offer to host a TV show on how to "Unleash Your Mediocrity Now!" was not accepted by OWN Network Host Your OWN Show contest administrators, who did not allow this video to be entered on their site for public voting. We are convinced that OWN owner Oprah Winfrey would not have made this decision had she been given the chance to personally view the heartwarming pitch.
Fortunately, YouTube's standards are not set so high.