Buster - Life of the Wrap Party

Enough of reality--we're back at the wrap party, where Buster would have been thrilled by the treats, no doubt.

Then again, reality has some importance in one aspect of blogging--search engine optimization. I had thought it was enough to sprinkle around a few words people look for, say, sex, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, iPod-- But it turns out that leaves too much to chance, because there are so many websites with those words in them that your page is likely to be too far down the list to get noticed. So you have to come up with not so common sides of these topics, like using iPods under your furniture to slide your desks and chairs easily and sex among the bonobos while hanging upside down from trees.

I'm sure getting people to come to a movie is simpler, especially if the movie isn't loud and the theater is a nice place to sleep.