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Make It Look Like Something Happens



When your movie isn't finished because your computer crashes (only) when you edit it or try to make copies, the best thing to do, I've found, is work on the poster design. And the best poster design, especially when your movie is in the film sleepy genre (movies that put the audience right to sleep), is something that looks like something is going on.

In the design above, I have every member of the cast, including a few I haven't put up here yet (excluding the voiceover people since they are not very visual). They aren't doing much, so something very active would be difficult to show, since they don't do much in the movie, either. But since there are so many of them, it gives the impression that a lot is going on at once. Which isn't the case when you watch the movie.

However, I have read of many examples where posters and trailers have little to do with the movie. Instead they portray anything the artists can think of that will get somebody, anybody, to buy a ticket or rent a DVD.

Notice that I also include the ecstatic review by Rory Knox Johnston, our bought and paid for movie critic.

While you'll have to come up with your own poster, feel free to adapt my principles for your film sleepy.

19 Comments:

At 11:02, Blogger Unknown said...

I am glad to find that so many people are interested enough in films that put people to sleep to post messages about it.

I see what anonymous means when (s)he said that this one is on the same subject as h(i)(er)s about green drinks, raw food, detox and body cleansing. Film sleepy is a natural thing, too, helping people find their way out of the non-green/non-raw/non-sleepy way of life so many find themselves in today.

In case the Golf Shoes/Men Shoes poster actually read this blog and truly wants to know what template I use, it's Ms Moto. The original version is extremely pink. There's also a Mr Moto that's a soft gray and Son of Moto that would go will with a green drinks-related site.

And yes, it's very exciting that PodShow got millions of dollars in funding, though I don't recall bringing up the subject. Hopefully movies that put people to sleep, raw food, cash advance, scholarship and golf shoe sites will do as well.

 
At 11:06, Blogger Unknown said...

Hmmm, Payday, can I get back to you on that one later?

 
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At 09:52, Blogger Unknown said...

Gosh, thanks for the kind comments, but I get the implied push to get me to write more, since I haven't posted in an age.

There might be better news even than a new post soon. The unfinished masterpiece--yes, I do mean WebcamMurder.com, the movie--may be finished very soon!!!

Well...don't hold your breath...but it may be finished sort of soon.

 
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At 22:45, Blogger Unknown said...

Unfortunately, maintaining this blog and finishing up the film are taking up so much of my time I hardly have a spare moment anymore to relax with golf course phoenix related stuff or military payday loans.

 

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